New “Expendables Diet” Brought To You By Monsanto And Sylvester Stallone (Satire)
Hilarity by Chris Veritas A Veritas Gazette Exclusive Inspired by the potent “Incurables Diet“, a vitamin based cancer-curing regimen, Monsanto has developed its own, “more advanced” version. They are calling it, “The Expendables Diet”, and it’s what experts have termed “the exact opposite”. Monsanto’s own…